Groupon Guide To Elevator Etiquette (pretty funny)

I was checking out some deals on GROUPON and found this a little humorous and though I would share!

Groupon Says

Groupon Guide to: Elevator Etiquette

As more and more Americans develop allergic reactions to intimacy, you may find yourself infectiously close to others when forced to share an elevator. The next time you’re riding a steel disease trap with others, follow these tips to navigate the unpleasant vertical voyage with poise and style:

• First things first, press all the buttons to make sure everyone gets to their floor.
• Break the ice with a joke about who you would eat first if the elevator got stuck forever.
• If no one in the elevator feels like talking, why not talk with the person on the other end of that phone behind the glass?
• Just like the Internet, elevators also have like buttons. Push the red one with the helmet on it if you like firemen.
• Impress potential romance partners with your vast knowledge of grisly, historical elevator accidents.
• Promise you'll write your new friends after the journey by intuiting their addresses using a long, unbroken stare.